-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

-Ask people what gender they are.

-Practice making fax and modem noises.

-Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

-If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while -talking to others.

-Speak only in a "robot" voice.

-Blow your nose when some one is eating.

-Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !
-Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

-Name your dog "Dog."

-Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

-Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

-Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

-Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

-Drum on every available surface.

-Staple papers in the middle of the page.

-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

-Set alarms for random times.

-Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
-ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

-only type in lowercase.

-dont use any punctuation either

-Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

-Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

-Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

-Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

-Wear a LOT of cologne.

-Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
-Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

-Never make eye contact.

-Never break eye contact.